A tube full of demons

By lalalalalala - 17/03/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, I was excited to have a window seat on my three hour flight to New York. When I got to my row, I noticed the screaming newborn occupying the seat in front of me, and a pair of toddlers behind me. I then looked to my seat to find I have no window. FML
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Iknoweverything 29

You know those shades over the windows? I've always wondered why they had to be up during takeoff and landing. It's not like the pilot plans on parallel parking and asking the passengers "how close am I?" Sorry for randomness, but I didn't feel like bitching.

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TayonaC 10

right? just like the sound of noisy police cars and gun shots outside my house... it puts me right to sleep

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Aww cute wittle babiessss!(: I'd say thats a better view than a bunch of clouds and stuff.(: you'll get over it op.(:

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Takador 3

OP ur a crybaby, my trips to new york are 4 and a half hrs

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KiddNYC1O 20

You think 4 and a half is long? aha.

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jonan1212 5

my trip is 12.373 and99.9898.8888.88.88.8.8.8,8,7:7.7.7.7,7 indulges

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Takador 3

#58 considering that in the four and a half hour trip theres nothing to see but water i would say yes, a long flight indeed.

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GuessWhatKids 13

53 Are you insulting someone over the internet with a picture of you getting the Rhianna treatment as your picture?

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KiddNYC1O 20

76- Dominican Republic/Haiti/ Puerto Rico etc.

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varp 0

I dont see how this is an Fml. you Cant read the tickets right so this just mean you are a dumpass who deserves it!

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FuttBuck 0

My trip to the States is 14 hours. Stop bitchin'

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xOnlyTaeNy 0

Mine is almost a day. so stop comparing.

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honeybunches88 5

There are these things called books. I believe there are still a few left that you can find outside of Kindle. Try it out next time, you may learn something.

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epmorr2010 9

poor pitiful you :(

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ImKindaABigDeal 6

I know! What's OP gonna do for THREE WHOLE HOURS????

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FuttBuck 0

Imagine a papercut on the tip of your penis.

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mintcar 9

The sound of a screaming baby is so soothing and always puts me in a state of lull.

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TayonaC 10

right? just like the sound of noisy police cars and gun shots outside my house... it puts me right to sleep

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mintcar 9

To the girl with the purple ear, please **** off.

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mintcar 9

She changed her picture.

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jess6blondie9 2

Kykyshay. Stfu. You're annoying. Just leave.

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jessicaax 0

oh yeah, so soothing. I had the biggest urge to beat up this baby on a flight, I was never so annoyed in my life as I was on that plane.

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lottiebearx 10

I see that sarcasm still eludes the masses.

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kykyshay 0

I thought you said you treat people how you want to be treated...

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FallonFerSure 6

I would demand a refund and stress compensation :P

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Bobissmall 13

Doubt it would work but if you have the balls to complain over nothing, go for it... Something like that would really piss me off...

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Aoifexzx 3

You wouldn't get one? Just cause screaming babies are a total pain in the ass it doesn't mean they don't have just as much a right to be on the plane as you do, OP just be glad your not the person who has to deal with the baby and the stress of having people give eyes at you because of something you can't help. Pity about the window seat though..

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nimihyel 4

you got excited about a window seat....

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KiddNYC1O 20

I agree with 21. I always ask for a window seat. It's awesome to see earth from that perspective.

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Ihatethesenames 0

I like her glasses

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MissBunny25 0

33 at least she has the guts to put up a picture of herself. not to judge, but you probably look like a fat paler version of Kristin Stewart with an anus shaped mouth. go eat some bat shit in your cave. it's dinner time.

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Naomiiiii 0

Damn that was the best comeback I've heard in a while!

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glen12 0

what are you? 10? window seats arnt that exciting and you expect to be seated with unruly children. be thankful it's only a couple of hours...

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

they are if its your first time flying. whats up urs?

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skyttlz 32

Last time I checked, you don't fly on trains.

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Kaneila0517 0

last time I checked a flight is not related to a train? OP said flight not train

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holymolybro 0

Lol at 38's fail.

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mintcar 9

What? I love window seats. They provide a wall for me to lean against.

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RealChewyPiano 18

He bought a window seat but there wasn't a window there

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jewels1877 0

It's the battle of OP v.s Toddlers and baby. Who will cry more?

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testthecoal 5

the trolls b/c they aren't on the plane with him.

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mintcar 9

What? I love window seats. They provide a wall for me to lean against.

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usnwife 18

yeah, that sucks, but try being the one with the kids that everyone hates... sucks even worse, trust me! I have two kids under two and do a lot of flying. and I've flown alone and had kids next to me. much worse when they are yours!

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yourmurderscenex 13

i agree with you! i had my son who was almost 22 months at the time sitting in my lap sleeping and he threw up all over me one hour before we landed. now i want the op to tell me which is worse!

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dynky 3

I think it's worse for the person sitting next to you. You gave up your right not to be covered in vomit when you had kids. Think of it as the price you pay for overpopulating our planet. The poor person next to you didn't do anything to deserve it.

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