Transportation: Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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Banished

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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Stressed out

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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The Curse

By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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Jiinxx 8

Friday 22 June 2012 18:58

its like a chain reaction of fml moments.

PeypeyTheBeeotch 1

Friday 22 June 2012 18:59

What a coincidence I'm on a flight right now...but even if the hot guy next to me wanted to move, he couldn't, it's full!

Comments

Jiinxx 8

Friday 22 June 2012 18:58

its like a chain reaction of fml moments.

gurly98 13

Friday 22 June 2012 20:23

Ikr

roguewave 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 0:44

That's what I was thinking. It just gets worse and worse

PeypeyTheBeeotch 1

Friday 22 June 2012 18:59

What a coincidence I'm on a flight right now...but even if the hot guy next to me wanted to move, he couldn't, it's full!

hangman161 2

Friday 22 June 2012 19:01

Yay for u!

Qandol 26

Friday 22 June 2012 19:34

Enjoy your flight.

Redox127 7

Friday 22 June 2012 20:45

Hopefully he didn't happen to look over as you were typing that!

MCTime 12

Friday 22 June 2012 20:52

51-Why? He may be flattered and start up a conversation then BAM, it's love.

PlayWithElmo 7

Friday 22 June 2012 21:45

Love at first flight?

MURIKKA 11

Saturday 23 June 2012 1:09

Cool story

jkozzy 8

Friday 22 June 2012 19:01

That's just an asshole move on her to move like that, fyl OP.

hatesfate 6

Friday 22 June 2012 19:07

Women's intuition; she somehow knew he was going to hurl.

hecallsmedarlin 7

Friday 22 June 2012 20:52

Doesn't make her an asshole. She could have felt uncomfortable getting hit on.

MCRaddict15 15

Saturday 23 June 2012 0:49

I understand what she did. I don't think anyone would enjoy sitting next to someone who's hitting on them. I mean, I'm pretty socially awkward and I would move, but be polite. Not really her fault.

ebonyirony 29

Saturday 23 June 2012 0:54

Especially if its a long flight.

Airman1988 9

Friday 22 June 2012 19:00

Your dad just has more game than you

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 22 June 2012 19:00

Wouldn't it be a bit awkward to make a move with your dad right there?

yeanoshit 7

Friday 22 June 2012 19:04

Some people are that desperate...

boschwachter 7

Friday 22 June 2012 22:11

... Or, Some people are that comfortable with their dads.

ShyAnn29 14

Saturday 23 June 2012 0:25

Or, some people don't really care what their parents think.

TheVelocirabbit 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 1:53

Or some people never make a move. Tell me if I'm wrong, but I don't see any evidence of him hitting on her.

dankpotatoes 2

Friday 22 June 2012 19:02

Don't worry. Most girls find puke very attractive.

yeanoshit 7

Friday 22 June 2012 19:05

Only the chunky kind though.

emilymcmasters22 0

Friday 22 June 2012 19:12

Yes. I have an ****** just thinking about it.

yeanoshit 7

Friday 22 June 2012 19:17

Thought so ^_^

zingline89 18

Friday 22 June 2012 20:30

Wait...girls have orgasms too???

bananagrams 9

Friday 22 June 2012 20:38

Yes, sometimes more than one too

i_canlickmyelbow 3

Friday 22 June 2012 22:37

I must research this.

DomDomxoxo 16

Saturday 23 June 2012 0:00

8: That was on a show called 1000 ways to die. The girl orgasmed when guys puked on her. One day, a big chunk somehow made its way in her mouth & it got stuck in her throat.