Family, Relatable, Awkward and Dating: Abandoned

Abandoned

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 06:56 - Australia

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 14:00

Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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Negging

By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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Hello?

By Kait - 19/06/2019 08:07 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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mylittlecookie 17

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:34

Invite her out again some other time and ditch her! That's the way to go if you're evil and wanting of revenge like me.

MyNameIsLaughter 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:41

She's pretty inconsiderate I understand stuff happens sometimes, but she could've let you know at least.

Comments

tattoosandtea 5

Thursday 30 July 2015 23:11

wtf is wrong with people that make them think this is a perfectly polite and acceptable thing to do??!

EcoAirWarrior 7

Friday 31 July 2015 1:30

I would have returned home after five minutes leaving her behind, then screamed verbal abuse at her upon her return and demanded an explanation then later taken revenge by sabotaging her relationship with the person she embarked on her encounter with and destroying their relationship

GeorgiaBea 28

Friday 31 July 2015 3:13

Sisters... Sometimes, they are assholes. I would know, I have 6 of them.

JKPwnage 27

Friday 31 July 2015 4:10

How to tell if your sister has ADHD, lesson 641.

susytreydawg 13

Friday 31 July 2015 4:30

awww, what a jerk.

britbrat237 14

Friday 31 July 2015 7:11

Shouldn't be that hard to get them out.

ravenlyn 3

Friday 31 July 2015 9:04

shit, after 30 minutes i would ha e went found her, or called her phone to see wtf was going on.

MeltedMango 8

Friday 31 July 2015 21:19

Well your sister may have been inconsiderate and that sucks for you OP, but at least she managed to get a date with someone she probably likes. Just look on the bright side and be happy for her, even if it took a bit of your sacrifice for it.