By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
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rachelroller 0

wow what a wh*re! aren't you glad you didn't go out with THAT? who knows what you would've caught..

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jim_witness 0

Your sin in vanity. Her sin is lust. You would've had such beautiful children *sniff*

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rachelroller 0

wow what a wh*re! aren't you glad you didn't go out with THAT? who knows what you would've caught..

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Astroman129 7

Yeah. Not an FML. Be happy you don't have Chlamydia.

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tsunami2_us 0

You're better off. She's a *****

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jim_witness 0

Your sin in vanity. Her sin is lust. You would've had such beautiful children *sniff*

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gohan10 0

ya shes prly have STD;s and hiv stuff lik that

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iluvmybf211 0

Ya shes prly has STD;s?

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theoldGP 0

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intensify 0

I feel bad for you because that's a shitty situation, but at the same time at least you found out early that she's a *****-bag. SEriously that is f-ed up nobody deserves to be treated like that.

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will90 5

All these guys crying STD STD are just lonely, and sad they never get any. You'd rather one of those insane religious chicks that wants to "wait til marriage"? Didn't think so.

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thatonek1d 0

but he prly doest want a ***** who bang so many ppl that she has a ****** pimp

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thatonek1d 0

that last comment was for number 11 ps I'm agnostic and I am waiting till marriage and I'm a dude goin thru puberty so I'm horny as **** and I do have a gf. 11 ur being like that Hitler ******. anti religious bastard.

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lucky__star 0

Hitler was a Christian. I don't agree with what he did or anything but Just sayin'.

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T1A2Z3 34

Hitler was almost 100% definitely athiest. One thing he was doing right 😂

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berrychii17 5

*** u I'm 1 of those ppl who r gona wait til marriage. and my bf completely understands.

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PoeSlayer 0

there's nothing wring with waiting till marriage. thats what my girlfriend and I are doing and we're both virgins. I'd much prefer that to a girl that has slept with so many guys sex means nothing to her anymore

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ArielTheMermaid 17

what's wrong with waiting? jerk

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xxrogerthatxx 19

Nothing wrong with waiting so long as you find someone willing to wait too; and by the looks of it^^^^ I guess it's more often than I thought

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