Health and Fat: Acceptance

Acceptance

By knzknz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

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lvlcapblue 0

Friday 7 October 2011 8:52

Not an inni or an outi. That's what we call a 2nd vagini.

flagg1888 3

Friday 7 October 2011 8:50

Automatic innie!! Be proud!!

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MatthewHass 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 2:47

I stick ****** in mine and hump the wall

rednecklxl 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:02

Fat ass

Salkadi 9

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:07

Pretty sure that qualifies as an innie

KMtheDrummer 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:17

Lol. Me and a few friends were actually having this discussion earlier today... Weird.

Eroxter 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 9:24

That...that's just terrible...

bigboy411 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:01

You have a double belly that's great hahaha I love womn with some meat on there bones

optimusprime91 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 3:17

That's gross and not healthy. I recommend you lose weight starting now. But we all know you won't.

_words_of_wisdom 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:39

get off your lazy ass

youfukinfail 0

Monday 10 October 2011 8:02

Fatties disgust me

Yokochi4ri 4

Monday 10 October 2011 18:31

Ewe..it's a sign for you to go to the GYM ;) it's calling for yah.

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