Neighbours, Phobias and Drones: Acrophobia

Acrophobia

By Matthew Smith - 21/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my new drone got stuck on the neighbour's roof. I'd bought the drone to look at my roof because I don’t like going up on ladders. FML

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Grizz8831 14

Tuesday 22 June 2021 11:02

learn to fly it low first. and make sure you have one able to go far enough away to reach the roof.

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Grizz8831 14

Tuesday 22 June 2021 11:02

learn to fly it low first. and make sure you have one able to go far enough away to reach the roof.

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