By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

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Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

This is the breast story I've ever heard.

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beeferjay 34

only consider becoming a model if you're secure with people faping to your image

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Tacogamer20 14

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Avi8r 22

Not sure if this FML is about being gay or fat..

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SmittyJA24 26

You need a girl friend. May I introduce you to Jenny Craig?

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Roskosity 22

You don't need no woman! Grow your own boobs!

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Lalala579121 27

He's a strong, independent Australian man who don't need no woman.

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Mynamewontfi 40

I'm hoping your boobs are superhairy. Makes the mental image I'm having so much better.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

This is the breast story I've ever heard.

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ballistik_monkey 6

quite titillating i'd say

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Xandrick 22

I will hold this in my mammaries forever.

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sam882 28

I was so excited when I began reading this thinking "Yes! I'm not the only woman who experiences this!" Then I continued reading and the man part came in along with the disappointment. haha.. Anyways, sorry about your situation OP! But the saying goes "Big or small love 'em all"

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Talis99 26

I don't know about turned on but I play with mine all the time.

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Tyrez 32

When he said he was a man it ruined it for me but your comments made me feel better.

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MariaGiovanni 25

lmao same! I was like isn't this norma-oh...

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RedPillSucks 31

prepare for an onslaught of hot requests

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aruden 25

Thank you for bringing the good images back that OP took away with the I'm a man part.

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teentee401 36

To be honest, I got turned on reading this FML until I found out it was a man.

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VampOfSavannah 31

Really glad I'm not the only one who does that!

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