Admit you're shit

By disgusted - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - East Waterboro

Today, while I was working as a teacher at a daycare, a two year-old girl decided the best way to share that she had pooped was to reach in her diaper and attempt to hand some to me. FML
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may14th 26

she probably didn't expect the kid to put her hand in her own shit because that's not a typically normal occurrence.

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littleteapot 21

I did the same thing when I was about 1 and a half. Except I rubbed it on my mom's legs. I was trying to show her how good it is for the skin lol

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onlychildFTW 33

Childcare. lol. I would bawl my eyes out at 2. But at least she wasn't drawing with it. I was drawing on walls and stuff with the contents of my diaper till 5. The kid just wanted to say she needed to be changed.

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doodlecloud 26

Ah, I saw your other comment and half wondered if you meant 3-5 on the clock...but no, you meant years....

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onlychildFTW 33

Not much I could do about taking awhile to mature and potty train. It was what it was. I did master it for the most part eventually. Haha.

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classycoop 12

Breaking gender stereotypes 1 poop at a time

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OldManBob 2

Least she is willing to share. She must really like you

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Calingaladha 21

I used to teach two year olds. They, like this little girl's poop, can be quite a handful.

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vikky538 28

can't blame kids...if you would have taken a video and out it on YouTube ...the video would have got million likes very easy...

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Merridew 8

She wanted to share the most valuable thing she could make by herself!

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Jst4kicks 16

was it show and tell day?

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Sakuraashita 15

Omg, #26! Love your pic! I also love Watamote! :)

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