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Ain't gonna end well

By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2021 11:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML

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You deserved it 88

By exnotwelcome19 - 02/05/2011 01:05 - United States

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML

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You deserved it 3 725

I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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You deserved it 140

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

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You deserved it 753

New life

By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:04 - Germany

Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML

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You deserved it 194

By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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You deserved it 240

By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 157

Bye bye baby

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 14:00

Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML

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You deserved it 92

No contact

By Newbrokehome - 06/03/2025 20:00 - United States - Pleasant Hope

Today, I'm closing on my first house. Everyone's congratulating me, but all I can think about is the impending fallout when I tell my abusive, psychotic mother she's not welcome and the family sides with her. FML

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You deserved it 93

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 3 December 2023 0:39

Why did you allow her to do that? Learn to set boundaries and say no.

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 3 December 2023 3:03

"no" is a whole sentence

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 3 December 2023 0:39

Why did you allow her to do that? Learn to set boundaries and say no.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 3 December 2023 0:41

Why did she do that, and why didn't you refuse her to do so?

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 3 December 2023 3:03

"no" is a whole sentence

Hangryko 31

Sunday 3 December 2023 4:23

Kick her out now before she gains tenants rights.

Yudith 24

Sunday 3 December 2023 19:20

Worst case scenario, sell the house and tell Mom that you had to because you lost your job, then move to Uzbekistan.

Billsonhamsen 17

Monday 4 December 2023 7:14

YDI. If she is abusive you need to not let her take advantage of you. Don't be around her. You put this on yourself.

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Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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