By exnotwelcome19 - 02/05/2011 01:05 - United States

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
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YacL 15

Does she even know he abuses you? If she does then yeah, FYL big time, if not, then you should probably tell her.

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HSOMGF 5

Sounds like you need to break up with your mom, too.

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DudeImBetter 0

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staceysgenesis16 0

hmmm ... >:] so true

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iLazy 0

My mama told me when I was young~ I would meet people with poor grammar.

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fatgirllovesfml 0

and that eventually you will get over it

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

ma momma always said people bitch too much about crap people don't really give a shit about. so give me a thumbs down bitches, I know you will ;)

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Jeremiah92 0

why was this rated down? the water boy is awesome!

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sourgirl101 28

Use your medulla oblongata, if you don't understand the movie quote!

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

take karate lessons, it won't do you any good, but it will keep you fit and your mind sharp. that's what chuck norris says anyway.

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Monstee 2

She likes it rough ;)

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theset3 0

ya well my momma always said life is like a box a chocolits. ya neva no watcha gona get

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Juggalette_623 9

@105 My mamma told me to tell you, to tell your mamma that there is a list of what the chocolate is on the lid XD

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FreakoHolm 6

Bout the funniest comment i've ever read

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iknowimawesome 13

they actually didn't.

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Kilroy15 0

hey 16 don't be a smart ass because he's immitating the waterboy.

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lovertolover 4

So I'm guessing you don't interact with many people.

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YacL 15

Does she even know he abuses you? If she does then yeah, FYL big time, if not, then you should probably tell her.

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andres19 0

makes you wonder why she "misses him"

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Rakistazz 0

then tell your dad about the issue..maybe he can talk it to your mom.

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iamtwiggyme 0

#17 Love the Family Guy reference!

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iamtwiggyme 0

#17 Love the Family Guy reference!

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22cute 17

So...your Mom is abusive too. Guess that's why you were attracted to the loser ex

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Felipeg33 0

maybe it's your mom's turn now ;)

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Felipeg33 0

I wouldn't be surprised if she wanted him for herself

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

finally some guys hitting on guys for a change

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MissFukMyLuck 0

oohh sooo sexy 3, I absolutely love the shirt over the head, 14 year ol myspace mirror pic! gets me all hot ;)

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kss_ga_champ5408 1

3 you are way too old for phone in the mirror shirt up shots.

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joshijosh 0

kinda like chris brown- rhianna relationship. :::sado-masochism. rhianna sings about it all the time

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vincespektor 0

**** all of you guys for moderating my shit if I was talking about a ******* girl it wouldn't have gotten so many negative marks! stupid ******* bigots!

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robotiick 12

3- put a f*ckin shirt on

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nocomment1 3

fyl, she actually meant to say, she "wants him" ;)

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askmeboutmyweine 0

yeah your mom wants a piece of that.

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FreebirdIII 1

she misses him, sounds like she already hit that, and liked it.

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HSOMGF 5

Sounds like you need to break up with your mom, too.

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Demmahom 16

Sorry,I accidently reported

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Yousuck24 21

Tell your ex-boyfriend to **** off.

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awesomechick618 0

and then he'll break her other arm

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dirkes 0

#1 is a piece of shit, and should die

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BahahahLOL 0

#9 is extreme

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DudeImBetter 0

I agree with 19, I'm pretty jealous that he got first comment though. That's right y'all can suck it. Hmmmm I love the taste of soft succulent tears filled with envy.

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borkchop1992 15

call me up anytime and ill kick his ass

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cradle6 13

Dude, totally random but noticed you're also from Orange County. Pretty awesome

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staceysgenesis16 0

start beating your ex - boyfriend and see how he likes it .. mayb it will keep him away from your house as well .. thats what id do. >:]

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Jeremiah92 0

wow 31 get your mind out of the gutter bud

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nerdchic 5

see I've tried fighting when my ex would hit me... but it just resulted in my arm getting cut over a cutting board for being disobedient :( FYL op.. I know how you feel.. well except my parents wanted to kill my ex

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staceysgenesis16 0

wow -_____- i didnt mean it in a sexual way .. ahaha thats gross

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