Cars, AITA, Road rage and Kids: AITA?

AITA?

By Kathryn - 13/08/2011 10:31 - Belgium

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident, then one of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "ASSHOLE!" afterwards. FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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You deserved it 65 149

By Mommy - 26/06/2011 20:47 - United States

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

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You deserved it 28 195

By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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You deserved it 117 690

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 14 433

By John W. - 12/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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You deserved it 47 038

By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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You deserved it 66 779

By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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You deserved it 60 151

By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 03:40 - United States - Odenton

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

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By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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You deserved it 46 121

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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ninjaCarebear 17

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:56

You must be a great rolemodel.

cblt2007 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:57

teach em young. its better that way.

Comments

Jacobt24 19

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:05

This is why I enjoy living in a small town. If you hear a honk you know to get the heck out of the way.

poohbear10010 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:26

Whoaa, you are very attractive

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:06

It's sad that today's average parenting includes swearing around children and teaching them bad habits.

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:11

...wait, why am I assuming they're children? Me fail me dumb.

ImmaB3AST 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:40

Hmm probably because they were being driven to school and if they weren't children they could probably drive? And it wouldn't be much of an FML if it was some 15 year old girls.

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:44

Actually, when I posted this, it said work and not school, which would make sense for older daughters. But now it says school. Whhyyyy?

hotPinklipstick 24

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:08

I'm not quite sure I understand this FML, you were driving your daughters to work so I'm assuming they are teenagers. so why is one of them saying asshole an FML. Unless you are talking about your parenting skills, then YDI anyways for being such a "great" role model.