Intimacy, Health and Embarrassing: Waxing pubical

Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By tas2013kid - 01/12/2020 17:03 - Taiwan

Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By queenofdeath - 16/01/2010 18:16 - Israel

Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Thursday 10 October 2019 17:59

Even it up. Trim that trim.

PirateSnozzle 8

Thursday 10 October 2019 23:09

Why were you waxing your legs naked? As for the pubes trim the rest or just wait it out, not exactly a disaster. Well done for not just panicking and yanking the wax off though!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 10 October 2019 17:15

Yet another reason not to sport a big bush!

Ashamed_Sister 60

Thursday 10 October 2019 17:42

Don't worry, it's temporary and I guess only one person is going to see it. If he/she has problems with it then this is the wrong person for you.

revidffum69 22

Saturday 12 October 2019 6:30

Unless she's into gang bangs...

stickyface 16

Thursday 10 October 2019 17:59

Even it up. Trim that trim.

bullsonyourface 20

Thursday 10 October 2019 20:45

get a razor and get to work

PirateSnozzle 8

Thursday 10 October 2019 23:09

Why were you waxing your legs naked? As for the pubes trim the rest or just wait it out, not exactly a disaster. Well done for not just panicking and yanking the wax off though!