Alas, poor Kermit

By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Nightwing98 22

Look at the bright side, now you can have frog legs for dinner!

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pinguino3669_fml 23

I wonder if there will be a follow-up FML on how she didn't turn into a princess.

I'm going to go ahead and guess he used the door

Austin4848 1

It probably jumped in when you looking for something. When my dads making his work lunch the cat does that and he doesn't even notice until he goes to put something back.

Wait a minute, why didn't you deal with the frog the first time you saw it in your house? Frogs aren't that hard to catch.

One time, I was lying in bed, and I turned onto my belly and I put my hand under the pillow and I picked up a dead frog. It was almost traumatizing

Hmmm.. It must be a really fast frog to sneak in the house, evade capture and get into the fridge without being noticed.

LilFlutter 10

One time, after my oven was warmed up, I opened the oven door to put my tray of food in and as soon as I opened the door, a little lizard jumped out! I have no idea how it got in there (OP saying that about the frog reminded me of my event), but that was the first time I had not opened the oven to check it before turning it on, as my therapist told me to try that to help get rid of my OCD. The lizard scaring me definitely didn't help the OCD and that was the last time I never checked the oven first in that house! :-P I definitely wouldn't want to find a dead frog in my fridge, so I feel for the OP!