Alas, poor Kermit
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Did you try kissing it?
I'm going to go ahead and guess he used the door
Wait a minute, why didn't you deal with the frog the first time you saw it in your house? Frogs aren't that hard to catch.
One time, I was lying in bed, and I turned onto my belly and I put my hand under the pillow and I picked up a dead frog. It was almost traumatizing
Hmmm.. It must be a really fast frog to sneak in the house, evade capture and get into the fridge without being noticed.
was the frog still alive?
Op must be Chinese!!!
Dude, clean your ******* house.
One time, after my oven was warmed up, I opened the oven door to put my tray of food in and as soon as I opened the door, a little lizard jumped out! I have no idea how it got in there (OP saying that about the frog reminded me of my event), but that was the first time I had not opened the oven to check it before turning it on, as my therapist told me to try that to help get rid of my OCD. The lizard scaring me definitely didn't help the OCD and that was the last time I never checked the oven first in that house! :-P I definitely wouldn't want to find a dead frog in my fridge, so I feel for the OP!
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Look at the bright side, now you can have frog legs for dinner!
it may have kermitted suicide.