Cars, Smells and Animals: Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 01:33 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

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tharrnacker 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:22

Technically..... it was a dead animal.

DeathMetalJesus 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:31

hmm, the dead animal somehow wound up smelling like dead animal? how the **** did that happen I wonder?!?!

Comments

ohthebloodygore 16

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:12

YDI. How do you forget that?!

DeathMetalJesus 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:31

hmm, the dead animal somehow wound up smelling like dead animal? how the **** did that happen I wonder?!?!

MmissyT 8

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:42

lmao

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:43

clever cover-up, OP, clever cover-up...

gregar00 1

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:57

it is a dead animal idiot

puppyloverpeace 1

Thursday 9 September 2010 14:32

because it is a dead animal....

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 9 September 2010 15:29

OP- Spray a whole bottle of Febreeze in that shit!!!

rebbee 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 18:16

I have done this before; with ham though. It took me a week to relise what it was. I had to get it steam cleaned to get the smell of rotting pig flesh out of the carpet. Vomit.

trisha101 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 18:28

is it just me or have I read this fml before?! what's with ppl thinking that forgetting groceries in their trunk is worth posting?

inverted_twinkie 6

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:26

that's because it is a dead animal you idiot!

Klairem11 11

Thursday 31 July 2014 17:12

My mom did this with pork

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:13

well yeah... this is completely your own fault.

sweetTnt_fml 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:16

U schupid!

tharrnacker 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:22

Technically..... it was a dead animal.

El_Mero_Mero 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:31

technically it IS a dead animal... lol jp didn't ment to be grammar Nazi lol oh and op your an idiot. jp it happen to me before! lol

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:31

haha true!

doink 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:34

I'm pretty sure she means the trunk now smells like a dead animal. I don't think anyone is so dense that they don't realize a dead animal is, in fact, a dead animal.