Animals and Cleaning: Alas, poor Mickey

haha wouldn't some notice that the first time because u said it was living in it so it would have to of been there a while or did u not wash you clothes for a few weeks

kyliebeatriz08 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:08

how the **** do u wash a mouse and not see it when u throw the clothes in.... lame...,,

Firetroop 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:50

A little somethings called pockets, armsleeves, and tangles?

ninafea 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:11

I agree with Mercy :)

Norwegian_Wood 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:12

Me too, 25.

Bro_Namath 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:21

Now you have a pet. Name him mickey.

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Monday 14 March 2011 16:54

haha =)

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