Animals and Cleaning: Alas, poor Mickey - FML

Alas, poor Mickey

By socksoffire - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML

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imbatman_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:32

So you left a computer peripheral with your clothes. It can be replaced.

Arsenic_Cupcake 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:47

I feel bad for the mouse. FHL.

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czarofandronia 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:35

how the hell did the mouse survive lol

czarofandronia 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:38

lol at least it was a clean mouse xD

hazelwolfeyes 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:38

..usually i have no sympathy for a person who harms an animal in any way shape or form..but this does suck and it was a complete accident..and im sorry it happened..but your life isnt completely ******. at least your not the idiot who smelled something horrible in their dishwasher and still decided to use the dishes only to find a mouse.. poor mouse though..may he rest in piece and be running around in cheese fields in the sky.. :( he will be missed..

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:33

at least the mouse was clean

cady2 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:37

been there done that. isn't that terrible. get rid of it and wash your shit again. pussy.

lizzilla8297 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 3:28

CCCUUUTTTEEE!!!

ashlynn610 12

Friday 19 March 2010 7:29

who me??? I know lol jkjkjk (:

SCARYMUSIC 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:07

and...........:..

suziie_fml 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:10

aww I just lost my pet mouse to old age tho,

biohazard_2012 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:59

**** u bitch

chilesuckers 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:38

That's one bionic mouse! How did it not drown?!

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