Gross, Divorce and Porn: Alexa, play "Grounds for Divorce" by Elbow

Alexa, play "Grounds for Divorce" by Elbow

By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 04:00

Today, I discovered a bunch of porn on my husband's laptop, cartoon stuff with rabbit girls and monsters with octopus tentacles, I felt physically sick and I don’t think I can stomach being married to him anymore. It was disgusting FML

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By BloodyButUnbowed - 24/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was deceived into a contract to "edit" porn. It was sick, disgusting material which stirred up all my sexual-abuse-survivor issues and made me retch. When I went to my husband to tell him what happened, his only comment was "Is it hot?" FML

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To each their own

By Anonymous - 13/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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By Gloria - 09/06/2018 05:00

Today, I got home with my 3 best friends in tow, only to find my husband fast asleep on the sofa, porn playing on his laptop, his boxers around his ankles, and a sticky white mess all down his thigh. I am so beyond mortified I can’t adequately describe how embarrassed I am. FML

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I hardly know you

By Disgustedafffd - 02/11/2023 20:00

Today, I found out my husband’s obsession with Hentai. Dozens of pictures and videos of half-naked Japanese anime girls. The most horrifying thing was the fact that he’s actually in a sexual relationship with his secretary, who is a petite Asian girl. I’ve just given birth to our second child. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 16:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

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Blast from the past

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 23:01

Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML

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Egg mode

By Anonymous - 22/11/2020 22:58

Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML

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By SureDoesMakeAGirlFeelGood - 13/04/2016 01:45 - Canada - Paradise

Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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uBlock, mate

By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 05:01

Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML

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Sonotsuave 35

Saturday 16 July 2022 5:04

I don’t really watch **** but the few times a year I do, I like cartoon stuff, incest, old people, and all the taboo stuff, and I’m a female in my late 20s. They’re called kinks and fantasies for a reason, and my serious partner of 2 yrs doesn’t watch **** at all and is very vanilla about sexual stuff but he doesn’t really give a shit.

Anderling 32

Saturday 16 July 2022 8:00

Oh nooo, someone having fantasies that they could not and would not act upon in real life, how could this happeeen. It’s not like there are kinks upon kinks upon kinks that are physically or morally impossible that people still like to think about or something. Nope, best to act like a judgmental jerk to someone you claim to love or whatever.

Comments

HayNow 11

Monday 18 July 2022 17:02

Did you try asking him what he found appealing about it since you were snooping? Oh no because that would mean you'd have to admit to snooping. That's a grown man that has fantasies....get some yourself, find out what he likes and tell him what you like. You'd be surprised.

tiptoppc 19

Monday 18 July 2022 20:52

At least it’s not Loli or Pedo. You basically got pissed off at fiction. Nothing even bad. Come back when you find something ILLEGAL and IMMORAL! **** his life, he has to deal with a prude like you. Chill out. He’s not doing anything illegal and nothing that threatens his, or your safety. There’s worse things to catch him on than this. I swear, you are on the world’s shortest high horse. Can you even see over the blades of grass on it?