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By Anonymous - 13/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
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kltkiara 6

Your husband deserves better

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cmurffy3 1

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be satire

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cmurffy3 1

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be satire

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Wadlaen 23

Obviously he enjoys it, and probably wanted you to enjoy it too; can't you just try to enjoy it and see if it might grow on you?

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kltkiara 6

Your husband deserves better

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Underscore_foo 5

Your partner definitely should’ve asked for your consent before taking the initiative to have just done that. But also, chill out. He’s not some s*x pest just because he did that, it’s fairly common and not necessarily a “taboo kink”.

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angus 14

You’ve lived a sheltered life… it’s pretty common… enough to be considered normal but he ought to have said something first

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Why are people going against the person who didn't want an unexpected rim job? I'm with OP. I definitely wouldn't want my partner's tongue in my ass. And I'd expect them to ask first before I turned them down.

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poopface82 19

Issues with consent aside, this is an overreaction. It is indeed his duty to please that booty.

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tiptoppc 19

My wife did that. Thought I’d enjoy it. I did. Unfortunately she didn’t think too much about certain issues that can come with that. She spent 7 out of the next 10 days suffering e.Coli poisoning. I guess it takes prepping in advance. I have a feeling since this post, he might’ve discovered that too! Don’t lie, it felt good but **** his life if this is how you react.

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