Alexa, play "I Won't Share You" by The Smiths

By Shawn Bennight - 10/06/2020 08:07

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Today, my wife of 23 years said she wanted a divorce, that she didn't love me anymore and is moving out. Why? I told her I didn't want us to date and have sex with other people. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I don't think you understand cause-and-effect. When she asked for an open marriage, her love for you had already diminished, if not completely disappeared.

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Jman212 6

I hate to say this man. Because I am not trying to twist the knife. But my money is on the fact that she already has been dating and having sex with other people.

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Mathalamus 24

Oh well. You'll be better off without the trash.

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RichardPencil 30

I don't think you understand cause-and-effect. When she asked for an open marriage, her love for you had already diminished, if not completely disappeared.

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Jman212 6

I hate to say this man. Because I am not trying to twist the knife. But my money is on the fact that she already has been dating and having sex with other people.

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JasonThorn 20

Jeff Foxworthy once observed that "if she says she wants to see other people, it's a good chance she has already spotted a prospect and pulled it out of the herd."

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lifeis4me 20

The trash has taken itself out

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J15237 25

If you are having that type of conversation and argument then yes it is definitely time to end your marriage. That is truly sad considering how many years you were together, but i would leave before you caught her. Especially with another guys dick in her mouth or something.

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DanielleinDC 33

Well, now you can date and have sex with other people.

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