My cousin the shitgibbon

By ladyofzanarkand - 10/06/2020 14:19

Today, my cousin posted an article on Facebook with the caption, "This warms my heart." The article was about a teenager who was bullied to suicide for being gay. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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Support system

By lynn - 17/02/2010 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

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Not a laughing matter

By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 09:31 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML

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So I got that goin' for me, which is nice...

By Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML

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Accidental homophobia

By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 03:47 - United States

Today, my brother came out on Facebook, with a message including the words "I got nothing against gays. Except my dick!" I replied "Eww!" My second comment, "Eww because of the analogy, lol." disappeared among a load of replies tearing me apart for being a homophobe. FML

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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No silver linings to this cloud

By Hannah - 14/01/2023 14:00

Today, I watched my mother's heart break. She found out, my siblings (20F and 18M), who've ignored her for years, have been adopted by our stepmother. She received said news the same way we found out my younger brother enlisted, and from the only place we get pics of him and my sister: her abusive ex-husband's Facebook page. FML

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Role model

By Sick sick fucks - 09/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, a body positivity influencer I greatly respected and admired suddenly died. When I tried to read about her death, all I found were thousands of comments fat-shaming and mocking her. I was crying so hard that people thought I'd had a death in the family, which I kind of did. FML

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Virtue signalling

By Anonymous - 06/06/2023 12:00

Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML

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Shit stirrer

By PrinceJ - 27/10/2018 17:30

Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 10 June 2020 14:26

Uhhhhh, you might need to have a serious and clear talk with them about this.

westoz 24

Wednesday 10 June 2020 16:00

Time for long term social distancing from that cousin!

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 10 June 2020 14:26

Uhhhhh, you might need to have a serious and clear talk with them about this.

westoz 24

Wednesday 10 June 2020 16:00

Time for long term social distancing from that cousin!

oneonta 8

Thursday 11 June 2020 4:37

no, they need some help

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 10 June 2020 17:02

Report his ass to facebook and then cut your losses

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 June 2020 17:40

**** Zuckerberg and Facebook for profiting off of hate speech! They are a fake, hypocritical "free speech" zone when it suits them. Social media platforms don't want to be responsible for content they display, but sure love the revenue the eyeballs generate.

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 10 June 2020 19:48

I am sorry you have a cousin who is an a-hole. I have couple of prejudiced cousins too. You don’t get to choose your relatives. But you can choose who you associate with.

J15237 25

Wednesday 10 June 2020 21:07

I hope that you have a serious talk with your cousin about why that is not okay. For me it would be time to cut ties. I would not want a person like that in my life.

Laura-Marie Catmom 8

Wednesday 10 June 2020 21:09

How does that suck for you? It more sucks for the poor kid that commited suicide. Just tell that cousin he is a homophobic peice of shit from this lesbo please!