Sex, Cars, Painful and Intimacy: Alexa, play "Love in a Car" by The House of Love

Alexa, play "Love in a Car" by The House of Love

By manymisfortunes - 04/10/2014 05:43 - Canada - Lachine

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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Did you smash?

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By kaytiebobaytie - 24/01/2010 18:30 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML

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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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sydneysays 15

Saturday 4 October 2014 16:34

That's one way to get fingered

mangasempai 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 16:32

I'm surprised you did not feel the window going up. I mean it takes at least a good 4-6 seconds for the window to fully go up.

Comments

YAMICHA 2

Saturday 4 October 2014 23:12

Hope you finished.

_forthelulz_ 2

Sunday 5 October 2014 0:28

You're from Quebec, so as far as I am concerned, YDI

jmacfan1 16

Sunday 5 October 2014 2:00

Sadly I have crushed my fingers in the window by rolling up the window while holding onto said window

BunnyRabbit411 12

Sunday 5 October 2014 3:51

Well at least the sex had to have been pretty good if you were grabbing onto the window

KatyLarae 13

Sunday 5 October 2014 5:36

What kind of car do you have... The window closing should've been obvious....

mylove8386 12

Sunday 5 October 2014 6:12

Sounds like a finger smashing good time

ARetardedSeal 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 6:54

So how did you explain this one to the nurses at the hospital?

orbit 22

Tuesday 7 October 2014 22:34

"I broke my finger" nuff said

alyKATANA1 12

Sunday 5 October 2014 7:41

Some cars (newer ones) have a window lock... I'd check for that next time, or just turn the car off.......

WolfyGrace 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 9:49

But that wouldn't that mean that the car had to be on? If the car was going to be kept on, you could've used the AC. Well, I hope your finger gets better, OP!