Love, Embarrassing, Music and Concert: Alexa, play "Lovesong" by The Cure

Alexa, play "Lovesong" by The Cure

By Guitar-ZERO - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my band had a show. We played a love song, and during the bridge, I asked out a friend of mine who was in the crowd, over the mic, in front of at least 200 people. She said no. FML

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ZuRG_fml 7

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:23

FYL for getting turned down, YDI for setting yourself up in front of 200 people.

Smarty_ 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:21

Well that certainly sucks for you, but it must have been hard for her to have you ask her out in front everyone.

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rouse 0

Thursday 16 December 2021 23:55

Honestly, that’s very unfortunate. But, why would you do it in a 200+ people crowd?

rouse 0

Thursday 16 December 2021 23:55

Honestly, that’s very unfortunate. But, why would you do it in a 200+ people crowd?

bri0709 5

Saturday 18 December 2021 2:18

**** her life for having her friend ask her out in front of others.

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