Alexa, play "Patchwork" by Tindersticks

By OneYearMistake. - 22/07/2009 23:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML
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RESTAREA 0

He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you

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coopcas 0

Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.

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fuckyourlifee 1

I feel for ya.

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Turnip_Girl 0

Oh, Essex. FMcounty.

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skulldudes 0

by "wet spot" do you mean you're a squirter? that's hot! (but not the blanket)

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C2Ultima 0

He thought a seamen blanket was romantic?

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jd_superjive 0

Hahahaha thats so gross....but it was sweet for him to save all the sheets and make a blanket...in a sort of creepy way. Its the thought that counts isnt it :P

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balanceMMX 0

that's pretty creepy!

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