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Alexa, play "Patchwork" by Tindersticks

By OneYearMistake. - 22/07/2009 23:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML
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RESTAREA 0

He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you

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coopcas 0

Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.

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queenpineapple 0

omg ahahaha tht gross......really gross......

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Cumquilt 1

I'd actually be pretty thrilled if my bf did that for me. Hot.

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muffinkitty 15

..... Well, depends on how you look at it..?? I personally wouldn't like it, but hey! Least he really put alot of thought and effort into it! it shows he cares. I'd keep it, cuz it was from him, but I'd probably wash it. >.<

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RadioOctopus 16

hahahaha thats so awesome! weird but awesome

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purebliss7 6

ita romantic in weird gross kind of way. give him credit on my one year i got a rose made of condoms.

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purebliss7 6

plus look at it this way he new one year in advance he would still want and be with you. its sweet and gross but mostly sweet

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