Alexa, play "Patchwork" by Tindersticks
By OneYearMistake. - 22/07/2009 23:35 - United Kingdom

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That sounds really romantic to me. In an interesting way.
Haha that's actually about the most hilarious thing ever. I would love it.
still very thoughtful of him AND he actually made it.
wtf? Do you not ******* wash your sheets? Even if me and my boyfriend don't wash the sheets the day/the day after we have sex, it doesn't ******* stain.
HAHAHAH, gee wizz, that has to be the funniest/sickest/romantic/cutest present i have ever heard of. lol to all the people that think its totally and utterly disgusting, why yes it is, but its the thought that counts, he thought it was a magical present.
Ok, can we please address the fact that this guy knows how to quilt? That alone is impressive.
I'm a girl and I think that is hilarious and however (very) unusual, its still pretty cute. It's not like those wet spots were in you or anything.... lighten up and don't be so upright.
I'm a girl and I think that is hilarious and however (very) unusual, its still pretty cute. It's not like those wet spots were in you or anything.... lighten up and don't be so upright.
I'm a girl and I think that is hilarious and however (very) unusual, its still pretty cute. It's not like those wet spots were in you or anything.... lighten up and don't be so upright.
ew just ew, but at least he took his time to make something
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He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you
Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.