Good night

By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Well give him a reason to get rid of it!

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CallMeWindSock 24

Well give him a reason to get rid of it!

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thatnucca 36

You can force a horse to the river, but you can't force it to drink... OP could give him a reason to give it up, but if he's actually carrying it around then he's not ready to be spending the night with her or any other female for that matter...

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Or.. The nightgown-blankie could "mysteriously" vanish O.o

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mmaflake 19

I can think of 2 right off the bat. 1. They broke up! 2. He has a new girl

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twinkiefeets 17

Screw that get a new boyfriend with no blankie. One who doesn't have baggage.

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nurchok 15

Or just convince him to use YOUR silk nightgown "blankie" :)

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r4m2k 10

Give him a reason to get rid of it? She wanted to spend the night with him. If he's too attached to his ex still, she should be finding another boyfriend.

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Damian95 16

Or he's seven years old.

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theaaxis 27

If he sleeps with a blankie, he's too young for you bro. :)

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matthewesparza12 13

Hell no she better get rid of that "blanket"

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JE553 9

Or this is the beginning of the overly obsessed boyfriend

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thatnucca 36

I totally agree with you on that... Clinging onto a silk nightgown for his dear life... Smdh

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DividableByZero 11

Tell him he can have yours? I'm not sure what to do in this kind of situation :/

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webbface 25

You make him leave, that's what you do in that kind of situation.

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nyrangersfan9 13

I think the main issue is not that he's still in love with his ex but actually that he kept her nightgown and cuddles with it

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

That is kind of obsessive behavior. I'd be cautious op.

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thatnucca 36

What's next, using OP's panties for hankies after they break up?

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captainObviously 15

I also think your point is very obvious! Good comment! Well put rangers fan!

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Welshite 39

I've heard silk nightgowns make awesome cleaning rags.

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BeccaHugs 17

But if it was a bear like Ted it would be one hundred times better than . . . well, than anything.

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ohcheriecherie 20

I think a teddy bear would've been better? than something that belonged to an ex?

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tommylover842 23

I think OP would prefer it was a teddy bear...as long as it wasn't his ex girlfriend's!

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SolarFlare 20

Yes, actually I'm now thinking the same..

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RoboCunnilingus 23

An I the only one who read both of 27's lines with a real questioning tone?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Well, there are question marks?

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lmarie1 9

I think he has a few issues if he needs that to sleep. Hopefully he realises you're the priority OP!

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kjones99 11

That's awkward, OP. You should ask about it, he might still have feelings for her...that wouldn't be good.

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olpally 32

Burn it. That's ****** up.

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