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By Toroka - 29/07/2016 18:59

Today, I had to spend two hours in the car with my mother. That doesn't sound so bad until you realize she's the kind of person who can, and did, spend nearly half an hour ranting about how the Big Beautiful Woman porn niche is the root of obesity in America. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bitchasaurusrex - 15/02/2011 21:24 - Canada

Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

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My body, my choice

By Anonymous - 06/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I had to sit and listen in mortification as my mother tearfully told our therapist how much sleep she loses over my being morbidly obese. She doesn't seem to care that I'm body positive and happy with the way I am. FML

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Stop talking, stop talking now

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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Make it stop

By ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass - 25/05/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for three hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML

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You tried

By abcdgaf - 10/04/2022 18:00

Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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Whatthefuckaburger

By r u kidding me? - 09/06/2020 20:00

Today, after my girlfriend continuously whined for hours about a specific burger place, I finally gave in and we drove nearly two hours to get there. Once in line, she looked at the menu, then decided everything had too many calories and wanted to go home. She doesn’t get why I’m pissed. FML

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Tact

By FalkensLabyrinth - 03/02/2021 19:57 - United States - Gardner

Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML

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Flyndaran 10

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:57

Why would a usually male **** fetish have any effect on young women's level of activity and diet?

Tripartita 44

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:27

"Dude, I just had the weirdest fever dream about a road trip and BBW ****—hey, what app is that?" "Oh, it's the FML app. Anyway, continue telling me about your dream." *a few days of moderation later…*

Comments

manuwish 9

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:29

haha your mom sounds like fun :) she can't be serious, so is probably looking to develop your debating skills ;) moms are great! even and especially the ones who tick a little offbeat ;)

undebatable52419 5

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:56

some ppl do think gaining weight makes them sexier. look up stuffers

Sinkmybattleship 3

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:19

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching **** too. FML This has to be the same family.

freedom111 7

Sunday 31 July 2016 6:28

Ah. So girl on girl action must be the root of homosexuality. You mom is a genius!

smallandroid 26

Sunday 31 July 2016 9:26

Yes, that must be why homophobia and racism are over, because **** that fetishizes lesbians and people of color is so popular. :)

MustangElly 6

Sunday 31 July 2016 16:16

Meh. I'm slowly losing the extra weight, but I see nothing to complain about if it's become more acceptable to find people like me attractive as we are, too. Anyone who thinks a work in progress has to be inherently ugly is missing out on so much beauty in the world. (also missing out on some legitimately really awesome female forms)

Cavsfodawin 21

Sunday 31 July 2016 19:32

It is.

freddygasman 18

Thursday 4 August 2016 9:23

she's the type of person that probably thinks anorexia is a healthy lifestyle just because you're not overweight. i prefer not to see ribs and collar bones myself.