Kids, Clothes and Shopping: All my fault

All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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Doggy dog world

By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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Stalling

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 02:56 - United States

Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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OptimusSlime 23

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:08

Oh my god, a human body! AH the horror of nature and looking at a completely normal person! And God forbid, boobs, that thing that looks exactly the same on pretty much every women.

WittyMoron 22

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:05

Yay for random bitches!

Comments

Tripartita 44

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:23

Meanwhile, she and her children were probably traversing a maze of underwear and limbless mannequin torsos wearing very little. But the human in the stall—THAT'S scary.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 28 November 2015 5:48

And I bet there were lots of dolls there too. And clowns. Well shit, now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

mixximoo 24

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:33

Some people are so up tight it's gross.

LegolasPrincess 10

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:46

I would showed her my ass and said "Kiss it bitch!" than flipped her off.

writerchic85 25

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:52

I suppose her kids never saw her naked before

maryoo7 11

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:54

she was probally on her period OP

proudsock 17

Saturday 28 November 2015 2:55

Or she was just a rude woman? Not every bad mood has to be blamed on a woman's period.

smokecloud_ 37

Saturday 28 November 2015 10:23

Yeah I'm on the shot for birth control and I have PMS for one month out of every three. WITH NO PERIOD. I'M JUST CRAZY. :)

smokecloud_ 37

Saturday 28 November 2015 10:24

..... sorry this might be that month.

ber4fun 23

Saturday 28 November 2015 1:23

I don't consider it exposing yourself if you still have your undergarments on which most people do while trying on clothes in a public place.

holymacabre 17

Saturday 28 November 2015 2:00

Wrong place at the wrong time I guess. Unfortunate though, sorry

MJS103 15

Saturday 28 November 2015 3:13

Oh the horror! Seeing a person!

joeyl2008 29

Saturday 28 November 2015 4:10

if you were a guy you would have been arrested

Alexandria79 22

Saturday 28 November 2015 4:12

I had to quickly stop my 4 yr old daughter from opening the stall door while I was on the toilet as she found the door lock. crazy kids. I'm right there with you.