Kids: Not now!

Not now!

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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XRiseToFallAgain 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:37

Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?

null_fml 11

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:12

Well, she's right... you can't.

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giiiiinge 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:12

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Monday 21 September 2009 1:40

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fawfulster 11

Saturday 3 October 2009 18:31

Maybe she DID type "I am no longer blablabla" but the FML 300 character rule applied.

whatthefuckcunt 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 13:12

"Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML #46 read it again you *******. i hate it when people are too stupid to read what is actually written and then bitch about it.

caomei 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 5:15

can u read! wow, seriously maybe ur the one with issues...

M4V3R1CKR13 0

Friday 30 April 2010 5:05

46 u grammar nazi yah i know its 'you' grammar Nazi

Samuel5463 12

Monday 9 March 2015 8:17

This is what I get for tapping on the comment

null_fml 11

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:12

Well, she's right... you can't.

FMLMeetYDI 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:12

Embarrassed and kicked out.... FYL

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Sunday 20 September 2009 12:17

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TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:01

Yeah, I wonder why she used to welcome in that store in the first place? Seems kinda silly.

reapfml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:24

Yeah

crazieeli 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 23:33

i think she worded the sentence wrong. she probably meant to say that they are no longer welcomed in the store :)

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 21 September 2009 5:00

Way to ruin the fun #44.

whatthefuckcunt 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 13:14

#44 you're a douche

willyfacehenry 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:19

i feel your pain.....toy shops are not a place to pretend to be a pedophile

tNa693 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:16

what does this even mean??

facilitator 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:05

it means he lives with a blue square over his house

Hisbabyforever 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 15:33

and what does that mean? javing a blue square over his house?

MLSxxox 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:24

Ah dont ya just love kids?? ko xxox

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:37

Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?

catriona_cd 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:58

Lets se if I got this right. You take jeans into a change room, to try them on and they believe you were having a piss because of a lil kid?? BULLSHIT !!!!!!