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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over and administered a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence. I was completely sober, and, apparently, I suck at driving. FML
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saIty 17

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

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kathryn14 19

This is not an fml

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kathryn14 19

I just said it wasn't really an fml.. Haha I just thought it was lame. My bad I guess.

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Lucia_Malpense 14

Well, apparently if you comment about wanting to see what a moderated comment says, your comment gets deleted. Anyone else think that the FML staff are secretly evil overlords, who want us to think that there's nothing wrong when in reality there's everything wrong?

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lolkaela 6

I don't think it's ever good advice to tell someone to follow something that they did in that movie...

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GirlYouNasty 11

33- BEES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Tommy boy is a fking awesome movie. Just sayin.

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Clioo_fml 17

Exactly. There are people who have bigger problems than simply "bad driving." Besides, practice makes perfect.

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kenleybunch 15

I have a feeling it's an asian woman.... Nothing will help :p

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LouisianaBob 9

Yeah, I don't feel safe on the road with people who drive like they are drunk. OP needs some lessons.

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lilhellian 26

Could have been worse.. You could have been clumsy to where you failed the test...

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TheZee 12

Maybe it's just me, but I personally would rather fail the driving test and practice more... Rather than passing the test, get my confidence built up, then get pulled over only to be told I drive like someone drunk O.o

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lilhellian 26

I meant the field sobriety test.. The whole walking the line and chiz..

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lolkaela 6

Well nowadays there's the breathalyzer, and that's pretty damn hard to fail while sober.

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lilhellian 26

Still works here and I doubt that it's impossible to fail while sober..

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grafeety 9

There's a few ways you can fail sober, for example alcohol based mouthwash. Another common example is somebody drinking one beer, which would normally be the legal limit, and then breathalyzing quickly after drinking said beer. Especially because limits are getting so low.

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ma12r 22

I feel your pain OP me too it's k we can take cabs together!

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newbiehere99 6

Noor, #8 was completely sober, apparently he sucks at typing ...

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ma12r 22

hey now I was only slightly hungover.

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Stalkerloo 11

I can't be the only one wishing he made his name Spongebob, can I?

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lilhellian 26

Damn it. Now that you said it, I'm thinking it to.. D:

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

14- I'm not usually that asshole grammar nazi, but seriously, adding an extra "o" to "to" is not that hard. Thanks.

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Bullpine 11

Look at the bright side OP! You aren't in trouble for drunk driving.

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estes816 9

I hope you wear your seatbelt then!

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