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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over and administered a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence. I was completely sober, and, apparently, I suck at driving. FML
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saIty 17

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

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heyheywaddup 7

Time to retake drivers ed

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MrPlopper 9

I thought your profile pic was a pair of testes at first

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sweetmama88 6

If your bad at driving , then I wonder what else your bad at? Any fool can drive , you must have been high on drugs.

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doodlecloud 26

Actually a hell of a lot of people, even some that do pass their tests, still can't drive for s***. They're terrifying but I don't think they're stupid. There are a lot of different skills needed to drive properly, it's not that simple.

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Acik91 26

And here I thought any fool should be able to distinguish 'you're' from 'your'. How easy it is to say it once you've mastered a skill...

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CharresBarkrey 15

It absolutely terrifies me that there are people out there driving who took more than one driving test. It's so damn easy to pass, they shouldn't be on the streets.

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horneyhic 15

It took me 2 apperently when ur vehicle is to big to fit in the turning lane that's points off second times I used a smaller car passed with flying colours

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doodlecloud 26

I can deal with 1 or 2 retakes (some people aren't good under test situations and you can have exceptional circumstances) but there's a person in the UK who has failed her theory 90 times and they're still letting her retake it. THAT scares me. If think if you fail more than 3 times you should have to wait a year or two before trying again.

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Kinder93_fml 3

Well, it sucks you were pulled over but, try to think of it positively, at least the cops are doing their jobs and actually pulling people over who they think are driving suspiciously. Couple of years back a lot of people got into accidents in my town because the cops didn't give a damn about drunk drivers and just let them keep on driving.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Don't worry OP, I'm not an amazing driver myself and have had the same thing happen to me. Of course, I kinda got laughed at because I am female and females supposedly equal bad drivers? Anyway, hope you didn't get a ticket and at least you weren't drunk!'

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Epikouros 31

The same thing happened to me, when I was lost on a city I didn't know, and I'm generally considered male. You can't learn to drive smoothly during driving lessons, it takes hundreds of hours of practice, so hopefully OP will get better eventually.

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THALESKY 3

If u suck that much sober then u rele shouldn't drive at all lol

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titibug823 11

Its ok OP! I'm not a great driver either... good, but not great!

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FlyingPie 17

I hope you didn't get a ticket or anything?

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PhishloverA 14

Yeah that's why you always want to be extra careful driving. One time my friends and I were going to this festival and we were told not to go a certain way because cops were pulling people over for swerving. He still went that way and we were in a van that was out of alignment

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