Alexa, play "Do You Realize" by The Flaming Lips

By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 05:00

Today, a super cute girl at college approached me and I thought all my Christmases had come at once, until she said, “Do you realise someone has written 'Tiny Penis' on your forehead in black marker?” It must have been my brother while I was asleep last night. I’d been at college 4 hours FML
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whatshername?! 39

So you should take a look in the mirror sometimes. A good time would be in the morning, where regular people wash their faces and brush their teeth. Or maybe when you comb your hair. Then you would have noticed something like this.

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AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

To quote Ross from "Friends", who was quoting a student of his: "Dude, don't you ever wash your face?"

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whatshername?! 39

So you should take a look in the mirror sometimes. A good time would be in the morning, where regular people wash their faces and brush their teeth. Or maybe when you comb your hair. Then you would have noticed something like this.

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AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

To quote Ross from "Friends", who was quoting a student of his: "Dude, don't you ever wash your face?"

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RichardPencil 30

If that were a lie, you should have whipped out your non-tiny penis to show her the truth. You can't have a pretty girl spreading false rumors about you at a new place.

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HouseOfM 8

If that's your reaction to anyone remotely attractive approaching what are you doing? The fact that you react to that way is probably. Is probably a good indication that you need some help of some kind. That kind of reaction can be a huge turn off for women.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

You didn't look in a mirror all day? Bathrooms have mirrors... did you not use the bathroom at all since you got up?

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