Almost there

By fucksake - 05/10/2014 15:55 - Malaysia - Seri Kembangan

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Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML
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JMichael 25

You poor poor bastard...

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omgznoway 3

You poor, pathetic bastard. Better luck next time.

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vikky538 28

may be 31 is not the right age to lose virginity...sorry OP....I am sure when you prepare for the next time it would be great...

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captainsmegma 12

Must have got a mega boner and it stretched your abdomen.

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brandoneyez1 25

The FML here is lost your virginity at 31...

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bludanzr 2

don't worry...I'm 33 and still a virgin. it sucks though Lol

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KatyLarae 13

I thought it said 13 at first...

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Ahsome 6

You haven't made it to 40 yet thats why haha

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ostfaiz 18

I'l pray for u bro.. i can really understand what fishy,slippery n wetty situation u exactly facing right through, hope u achieve ur goal sooner (|)/

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