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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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mrtonyanderson 20

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:20

Smooth

sarah5745 41

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:20

Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)

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mrtonyanderson 20

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:20

Smooth

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:27

Like his bowel movement? Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

AoC15 10

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:28

He's a true gentleman

JMichael 25

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:35

This is what I call a bad case of the mudbutt.

ktm71125 19

Sunday 5 October 2014 21:04

I'm glad this didn't end in her running away, I think it could have been worse OP!

brivielle 15

Monday 6 October 2014 1:00

OP didn't say how it ended

kristabelli 19

Monday 6 October 2014 8:05

Oh, I'm pretty sure she ran away... or at least BACKED away...

sarah5745 41

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:20

Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)

Jared900DUmpling 30

Sunday 5 October 2014 22:40

I don't think anyone expected that ending XD

skychu 18

Monday 6 October 2014 0:46

Obviously, neither did he, #2

greg84_fml 21

Monday 6 October 2014 4:49

I'm going to be the adult here and say, "hehe, you said #2."

DarksideDoll 31

Wednesday 8 October 2014 7:11

Taco Bell strikes again!

nlow79 3

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

barakados 11

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:32

Leave

Akouseur 7

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:56

This got old the first time it was used. Just stop.

nikkipettyfer 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:21

Hopefully in 20 years you can laugh about it together!

a_wiener_d0g 15

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:30

If she really loves him she can probably get over it haha

strike2867 13

Monday 6 October 2014 0:24

That story will take more than a lifetime to live down. Their grandchildren would still be going, "You will never believe what my grandfather did in the middle of his proposal..."

shanebob 15

Thursday 9 October 2014 5:53

#5, i'm not sure "hey! Remember when you shit yourself!?" Is a great conversation topic.

rainbowdog 17

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:21

What an elegant proposal

ToxicTyrael 26

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:21

Really shitty! But did she say yes?

brivielle 15

Monday 6 October 2014 1:02

Stop.

russiancat464 12

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:22

"yes my dear, I will most certainly shit with you"

VanessaNal 13

Saturday 29 November 2014 21:53

I laughed so hard at your comment.

how_about_no_ 19

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

WoldowJR 25

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:22

What you said only BARELY qualifies as a "joke," and it is in no way a good one.

DippinGrizzly907 27

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:23

Dude...Wtf?!? She ain't saying I do now.. What the hell happened? You have the runs before you asked her?? Get nervous BMs? God damn son..

cadillacgal79 32

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:39

It was probably a case of, "where will you be when diarrhea strikes..."

atak12 8

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:23

I hate when that happens

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