Love: Always last

But do you have one now? Is she nice? Then it doesn't matter, does it? Anyway, my son had his first girlfriend at age three. So it's no big deal. Nothing good ever comes of comparing our lives to others'.

Estelle101_fml 13

Saturday 21 May 2016 3:14

My life op, don't worry we'll find someone who deserves us, that kid's relationship might not even last a week.

wow2mylife 25

Saturday 21 May 2016 3:26

Same for me alot from church sadly two is still in elementary school and have boy firends

sk8erd 15

Saturday 21 May 2016 3:54

Step up your game OP!

writergirl1029 17

Saturday 21 May 2016 16:09

Someone I babysat got married before me. It can be disheartening, but what's more important is finding the right person.

dlToTlb 10

Sunday 22 May 2016 12:26

quality over quantity

MlleMC_fml 19

Monday 23 May 2016 17:48

Someone I used to babysit has a child and I haven't even had a boyfriend yet.

TwoBytesCarley 27

Tuesday 8 February 2022 15:58

Now THAT’S an FML

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Today, after my 4 year-old was so excited to be a big sister, hugging my belly every chance she got, counting down the days till the due date, my son was born this morning. She took one look at him and declared, “I don’t like him, leave him here, do we have to keep him?” then started crying. FML

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You deserved it 122

Today, I went into work to change a shift I was unable to work. I phoned the first person on the employee sheet and they promptly answer by saying, "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you." I was fired last week and have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML

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Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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You deserved it 30 125

Today, my sister showed me my arrogant, misogynistic, cheating ex’s Facebook. Since we broke up, he’s become an officer in the Marines and has traveled the world. I’m clinically depressed and in poverty. FML

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You deserved it 293

Today, due to an emergency, I ended up working for 18 hours instead of 13. I'd texted my unemployed wife to let her know this was unavoidable, but when I got home she blamed me like she thought I planned this in advance, yelled at me, and my dinner was Heinz tomato soup I had to heat up myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 518

You deserved it 107

Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

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Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

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You deserved it 4 109

Today, my manager accused me of stealing $20. I didn't do it, but since she said she was going to call the cops, I gave her some of my own money. She still called the cops. FML

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