Weird, Grandparents and Miscellaneous: Always prepared

Always prepared

By emasculated 10000% - 04/05/2013 17:05 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

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By Bloodline's Dead-End - 25/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my grandmother and I got mugged. As I stood there paralyzed with fear, she grabbed the mugger from behind as he escaped, and gave him a suplex, knocking him out. Then, as if nothing happened, she dusted herself, picked up our things, held my hand, and said, "Come on baby, let's get you a clean pair of shorts." FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

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Badass grandma

By yelyah - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Tolono

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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Misunderstanding

By almostmugged - 17/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said, "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML

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Stranger Danger!

By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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That's on you

By eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:09

Be proud! Not many people can truthfully say that their grandmother is an actual badass.

yuup96 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:10

fyl? naaah f their life! they were just dominated by a grandma. she's a boss!

Comments

SunAndSand89 0

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:51

That is awesome! That would make me feel better about my grandma being safe, if she stood up for herself like that. Badass granny! :-)

rokolodo 10

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:52

Grandma just saved life. U owe her. Then again maybe not, ur grandma maybe psycho.

SweetasCandy0609 28

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:55

dude your gran is a bad ass you should be proud.

EngageZoo5 8

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:56

The knife was just a warning. If they would've came any closer she might've had to use the 9mm she's packing in her bag.

larsak 3

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:05

Your grandma is a boss. Be glad she didn't pull a gun out of her bra!

madridistagirl 13

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:13

Oh man this may be the funniest fml I've read! Man I wish I could be that badass when I grow old!!!

possy 19

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:13

Granny's got game!!!

anishays 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:18

How is that an FML?

frod0 10

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:19

Don't question the power of the gran! She just saved both your asses! We should all be so lucky to have a knife wielding granny.

StormyZero 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:23

Gangsta Grandma don't give a shit.

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