Love, Awkward, Cute and Romantic: And they say romance is dead…

And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

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The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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aliawesome 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:14

that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum

Ninjaface 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:48

Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"

Comments

theonlyknownlink 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

XD That's actually kind of funny.

AcesAndEights 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 8:40

exactly... bacon kicks so much ass.

aliawesome 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:14

that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum

Z0mbieJ3sus 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:15

That's hilarious. Enjoy the little things.

Airch 9

Friday 30 October 2009 11:46

rule #32.

Narzhul 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:16

Very romantic, he's a keeper right there. Just make sure you keep eating a lotta bacon every morning until you die or he'll run away ;o

Luckster 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:21

How's that not romantic?? O_o;;; Would you rather he be disgusted by your scent? I always find it cute when my boyfriend tries to match up my various scents throughout the day with foods he likes. Love how he always thinks pie when I just came out of the shower, and I use floral shampoos and soaps.

SneakyDeath 15

Friday 30 October 2009 9:21

I do not see the problem here. Everyone loves bacon.

LissaMccracken 23

Saturday 3 August 2013 23:04

Except for vegetarians!

alicexox 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:23

"BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!!" hahah little boy off wife swap, i love him

Asstazztic 8

Friday 30 October 2009 9:44

u must be fat o_______________O good looking girl dont eat bacon, its too fattening lol

Luckster 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:46

You don't have to eat bacon to smell like it. The human body is very strange...especially when it comes to producing certain odors.

jchansfan 0

Friday 30 October 2009 11:09

Technically he said tasted, not smelt.

unearnedrogue 0

Friday 30 October 2009 19:43

Haha

LissaMccracken 23

Saturday 3 August 2013 23:05

This is the stupidest comment I have ever read! Seriously, I hope you don't have a girlfriend, and if you do I feel sorry for her.

Ninjaface 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:48

Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"

Kervik 0

Friday 30 October 2009 13:05

o_O!

Lizzyyy 6

Wednesday 16 February 2011 2:54

.........

FMY_FYL 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:49

this would probably be funnier if I wasn't vegeterian XD but it's still awesome. like many other FML's, it just shows you that guys need to learn to think before speaking. still, if I were you I'd have just laughed my ass off. definitely not FML worthy.