By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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lolzRaptor 1

Totally **** your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most ****** up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm

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onlysoph 0

I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people

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genius_man16 0

*frantically presses the 'SO WHAT?' button*

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Ox_Baker 0

This is such a stupid FML.

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The_Chuck_Norris 0

maybe he wants a CHICKEN SANDWICH? go fetch him one

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enave 0

in soviet Russia chicken smells you

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xBloodTears 0

YDI for not being in the kitchen where you belong.

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Monkeybutt1 0

Wow thats really an asshole thing to say

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TJ10 0

lmfao at the soviet Russia comment

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falon142012 22

in Soviet Russia, ass laughs YOU off!

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kellandj2019 7

you're the worst person ever. that's so sexist and such a stereotype

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canucksrule88 0

no.......nobody said the girl smelled like chicken he just smelled chicken...maybe the neighbors had a bbq :)

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Lone_Wolf_099 5

unless its fish

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Underwhelmed 0

Yeah, there really needs to be a third option other than FYL and YDI. The third option needs to be "stfu and stop wallowing in self pity."

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simplyn2deep 2

either you need to stop bathing in chicken broth, or that was his way of telling you that he's hungry. I'm jus' sayin'

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idratherbewrestl 0

what happened to old school fml? back when they were funny and less emo and whiny

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hk_fml 9

Ew. Smelling like chicken is not attractive. I really hope it wasnt you he was talking about. Maybe he was hungry?

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hi_derrrr 0

he was obviously joking around... FYL, cause it must suck not to have a sense of humor. :|.

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