Cheating and Love: And you ask find yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

And you ask find yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

By soontobesingle - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 015

You deserved it 4 409

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 373

You deserved it 10 388

Let that sink in

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 856

You deserved it 8 724

Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 230

You deserved it 4 591

It was the painkillers, I swear

By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 287

You deserved it 85

By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 473

You deserved it 2 840

Place in the world fades away

By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

I agree, your life sucks 469

You deserved it 73

News to me

By Whitney - 09/10/2022 02:30

Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 622

You deserved it 148

By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 118

You deserved it 3 382

Foot in mouth

By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 650

You deserved it 57 594

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 524 608

You deserved it 37 039

AbstraktThoughts 13

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:29

Tell him that he's about to have another broken arm.

KY_Jelly 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:29

That really sucks. And she must be a moron to speak while he's on the phone with his wife.

Comments

Xalandra 17

Thursday 28 March 2013 5:09

Divorce him, leave him with nothing! Good luck OP!

j_cat187 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 7:44

That usually doesn't happen.

ajeppsen 25

Thursday 28 March 2013 5:35

Just to **** with him get a male family member and have him say the same thing next time your husband calls you.

hoepants0227 8

Thursday 28 March 2013 6:05

I really hope you leave him, but from your name I'm assuming you are ha

Contactbhama 2

Thursday 28 March 2013 6:12

Looks like it was all planned by your Husb and he wants to get rid of you. He must be fed up of your habit of publishing everything that goes on betn. the two of you. You well deserve it. I think there's still time for reconciliation. Quit this habit of broadcasting and get back to your family.

Orchard 33

Monday 10 June 2013 8:07

wow, someone is archaic in their way of thinking; get out of the dark ages, this is FML, a site where you are entitled to anonymously post bad shit that happens to you and have the RIGHT, and being cheated on is bad, imagine that! I bet you think she should just smile and get back in the kitchen, huh? **** off