By Erin - 10/05/2016 02:18 - United States - Springfield

Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML
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Higamalia 19

I reeeeally hope you landed on it sideways and not when it was standing straight up. That could have ended much, much worse...talk about a close shave :p

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Waschlappen 23

So it is actually possible to just fall onto random objects with your anus. I need to give all the people going to the ER with stuff up their rectum the benefit of a doubt now..

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SkoomaKi 27

Look at the bright side - every time you fart it'll sound like a little gust of wind.

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thatonechicksaid 12

omg I'm going to hell for saying this but it made my day

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Higamalia 19

I reeeeally hope you landed on it sideways and not when it was standing straight up. That could have ended much, much worse...talk about a close shave :p

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whysobeachy 37

Imagine if OP fell onto it while it was standing. That way, OP would have to tell the folk at the hospital that she "slipped and fell" on it. That'd be a whole another FML.

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Colon_Man 17

I'm not going to be able to walk comfortably for the rest of the day. The crack, because of surgery, and eyeball stuff... just... *dry heave*

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Colon_Man 17

Punched, poked, needles, sand - anything going into or damaging the eyes.

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whysobeachy 37

I don't think OP mentioned anything about her eyeballs.

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Colon_Man 17

Never said she did. I added it as one of my own bad things to happen. Some people can't handle needles or blood. Some puke at the mention of the word puke. I don't know. Maybe my English is broken. I'll take it to the shop tomorrow.

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tomvertigo 17

You are the combination of my two friends - one a premie with an artificial ass and one petrified of anything eye related. He gets freaked out knowing when people have contacts in!

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ssnow_fml 20

At least it didn't go up your butt. Just split the crack that was already split.

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Waschlappen 23

So it is actually possible to just fall onto random objects with your anus. I need to give all the people going to the ER with stuff up their rectum the benefit of a doubt now..

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askullnamedbilly 33

If you didn't already, go see a doctor. Due to the proximity of your waste disposal channel, you could get some pretty nasty infections down there.

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