By badatlove - 03/11/2016 20:42 - United States

Today, I climbed to the top of the tallest building in my city with this guy I really like. He spotted the girl he had a crush on, and wouldn't shut up about her for the rest of the night. FML
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Suffolk_yourself 8

How tall is this building? Cos he must have amazing eyesight if he spotted her from up high. Either that or he is stalking her and knew where she would be

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GlennGuagmire 20

Show him an amazing night and he will forget all about her

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One_In_Three 24

Better eliminate your rival before the deadline!

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

"Notice me senpai... (but feel free to ignore the unexplained disappearance of certain other classmates)..."

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chirstinap325 23

"Oh look how beautiful she is!" "Is that her, at the very bottom?" *crush leans over to look* "No...I don't think so.." *op shoots girl with horse tranquilizer so she leaves them alone for the rest of the night* Bit of a stretch.

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Suffolk_yourself 8

How tall is this building? Cos he must have amazing eyesight if he spotted her from up high. Either that or he is stalking her and knew where she would be

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man_in_black08 28

What did you climb? A 7-11? Cuz tht doesnt sound too tall to me

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

How exactly did the night lead to you guys climbing a tall ass building in the first place(was it up fire escapes?). Sounds like something out of a movie. I'm not climbing the tallest building in my city for anybody lol.

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Tripartita 44

"Is she any good at putting up with people who can't acknowledge social cues?" "Dunno. What do you ask?"

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conman531 23

Be thankful it's a guy you "really like". Thank him for it. He just saved you from dealing with that crap 5 years down the road. Now walk away and in to the arms of someone who isn't such a douche

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Vitani_Verci 24

What makes him a douche exactly? OP said it was with a guy they really liked and not on a date. He may not even know OP likes him, but also he doesn't owe OP anything.

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bartsj88 6

#11 You do realize that someone liking you doesn't require you to like them back. No evidence to suggest that the guy here is a douche.

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TaoShaman 24

It is incredibly rude to be hanging out with someone and then start yammering on about someone else the whole time. He's not required to like them at all. But spending the whole night talking about some other person is rude regardless.

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confused_wandere 26

But that's what friends do, don't they? They talk about their crushes. I remember I always told my friend about my crushes and she told me about hers. That's what friends do.

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