Parenting, Cute and Kids: Anything is food if you're brave enough

Anything is food if you're brave enough

By sarahfromthesouth - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to see my 3 year-old daughter chewing on a used Band-Aid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 140

You deserved it 7 698

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:13

I like how kids are picky about what vegetables they'll eat, but they'll eat things like used band-aids and bugs.

ohJeeznotme 7

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:11

She is THREE. Your job as her parent is to PAY ATTENTION to her and ensure things like this don't happen.

Comments

Jstarks 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 2:45

AIDS!!!!!

scooter10 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 2:45

ydi for not watching your kid

xXTwilight4LifeX 3

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:09

Ugh. Friggin' nasty. D:

devans00 14

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:25

Mucho disgusting. Vampire in training?

omgiitsme03 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:35

you know wht they say.. they learn from the best.

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:45

and you're wondering if she will have a mental disability? or just that she has a disease now?

rockyraccoon28 8

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:48

wow. that is DIGUSTING. i just puked in my mouth a little.

kblyden 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:54

sick :D

boopiie 3

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:55

WOW

Ascalon 2

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:59

Well, if she's hungering for blood so young, better steer clear of any would-be pedophiles that happen to look like Taylor Lautner.

Keywords

Miscellaneous Relatable Embarrassing Awkward Health Love Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Work Weird AITA Dating Sleep Annoying Parents Mental health Furniture Kids Friends Gross Fight Public freakouts Drugs Neighbours Cops Medication Dogs Animals Teenagers Ironic

The Top

Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 199

You deserved it 17 042

USA, USA, USA, and more precisely Philadelphia. That's where we're landing today. When I first discovered Justin, on 9gag or an awesome website like that, I knew exactly this little guy was perfect to fit in the FML illustrated section. His crazy, c...

I agree, your life sucks 8

You deserved it 8

The Top

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 924

You deserved it 4 073

Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 016

You deserved it 31 307

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 762

You deserved it 2 251

Today, my fiancé expressed concern for her mother's health and a desire to be with her in Texas. I called her mother, who is 69 years young and will outlive us all, and it came up that her brother's BFF, who my fiancé has been crushing on since she was a tween, just got divorced and moved back to Texas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 250

You deserved it 93

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 676

You deserved it 30 907

Today, a girl seemed to be tailgating me while I was driving home. I ended up letting her past as I didn’t like it, so I pulled into the next petrol station. She did too, so I thought I’d ask her why she was tailgating me. She asked what I was going to do about it, before kneeing me in the balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 232

You deserved it 249