Parenting, Cute and Kids: Anything is food if you're brave enough

Anything is food if you're brave enough

By sarahfromthesouth - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to see my 3 year-old daughter chewing on a used Band-Aid. FML

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:13

I like how kids are picky about what vegetables they'll eat, but they'll eat things like used band-aids and bugs.

ohJeeznotme 7

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:11

She is THREE. Your job as her parent is to PAY ATTENTION to her and ensure things like this don't happen.

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dividedbynight18 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 6:03

That's nasty.

xXlLaMaXx 5

Wednesday 9 June 2010 6:07

monkey see monkey do

bigfatunderwear 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 6:24

I think I threw up a little .

SAYwhatFML 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 6:40

ahhh, thats nasty.

ashleybee007 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 6:42

Thats not and f YOUR life, thats an f HER life, she could get sick from that. The only F YOUR life part is having to see it

silentReaper 4

Wednesday 9 June 2010 6:42

ew? : lol but take better care of your children!

kimmonique623 2

Wednesday 9 June 2010 7:53

91- win :-)

Failbuddy 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 8:28

Ewwwwwwwwww

toufuge 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 8:54

This is okay - it will build her immune system. It has actually been proven that kids who get sick as babies get less sick as adults

twinkiee_fml 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 10:17

ewwww, that's gross. haah

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