Love: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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Rain check?

By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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By SomeoneElse - 14/07/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

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Guitar hero

By Jammy Handtricks - 18/08/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to impress a girl I like by showing off my guitar skills at a party. I'd hyped it up all night. When I finally started playing, I’d forgotten most of the chords and lyrics to the song, and ended up just strumming "Wonderwall" while humming off-key. She left halfway through the "performance." FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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Put some steel toe boots on

By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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save_me_08 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:43

If i've learned one thing from this website... Showing off = FAIL often... *makes note*

mf_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:05

ohhhh... you're one of THOSE guys?

Comments

OperationNicole_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:11

How would that impress a girl LOL. I'd be so confused if a guy randomly started playing a guitar in the street. You kind of deserved it.

cbeaith 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:27

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ypJnDZ0QDkY/R1_S_JYA7BI/AAAAAAAAAX8/tJRp_Ni6z1U/s400/holding-a-guitar-is-like-turning-an-on-off-switch-for-getting-laid.png

theownist 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:29

playing the guitar to impress her on the street sucks itself, the pole was a bonus

cprompt 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:30

You should get a portable instrument that doesn't require tuning, like an accordion.

unibrowicorn 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:44

lol #14 i would find the whole walking into a pole thing dorkily appealing,personally...

zipykido 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:48

lol, you went from acoustic to a Capella

kk_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:50

if i saw a guy walking down the street playing the guitar i would think he was such a tool.

k3llyn 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:04

obviously jazz flute gets all the ladies.

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:05

@5, "great skit on Family Guy" April Fools, right? Family Guy was never funny. @16, well played, sir @17, agreed. Hell, if I saw a guy walking down the street with a guitar slung across his back, I'd laugh at him.