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Apologetic

By mpsteve137 - 30/06/2012 06:21 - United States - Acworth

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Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML

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SORRY!

By imsorry - 14/01/2015 23:57 - United States - Oakland

Spicy

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

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Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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Sorry seems to be the harshest word

By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Boone

Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 04:39 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, I realized I apologize too often as I said I was sorry to my boyfriend as he broke up with me. I apologized for being sad and making him feel bad. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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My pleasure

By billjoebob424 - 07/02/2020 01:00 - Canada

Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML

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By AirOne - 12/11/2008 14:39 - United States

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Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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By migsman - 15/09/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

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What have you done this time?

By rockefoe - 15/11/2010 20:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML

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Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML

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Top comments

moviegirl6 5

Saturday 30 June 2012 12:11

You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.

newbiehere99 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 12:18

Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...

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jay75euro 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:09

Man up, add some bass to your voice why replacing your sorry for "TAKE THAT SHYT B!TCH"

rogue2888 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:20

**** mate. Grow some balls!

ReddRoses 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:24

Sorry for what...

Sunkistlover718 21

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:47

"I'm about to c--" "SORRY! I'll stop..." -.-

bmkc4 1

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:59

Don't be sorry. Live in the moment.

zyme 11

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:26

If this has happened more than four times, you may have an anxiety or add problem, talk to your doctor...

giraffeluvinfoo 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:33

At least she's still your girlfriend!

BubbleGrunge 18

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:45

If something isn't going right OP, communication is best! Sorry is going to seriously ruin the mood!

bwahahah117 1

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:58

Are you canadian? Because that would explain a lot!

Sarah__917 14

Saturday 30 June 2012 17:18

why?

grannygruber 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 17:20

Sorry for 'accidentally' slipping it in the back door? Sorry because you secretly know you are sharing STD's with her? Sorry for having a small dick? Why are you sorry????

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