Intimacy: SORRY!

SORRY!

By imsorry - 14/01/2015 23:57 - United States - Oakland

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

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Apologetic

By mpsteve137 - 30/06/2012 06:21 - United States - Acworth

Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML

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Jesus wept

By chicochico - 19/12/2008 16:05 - France

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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Bovine

By harambae - 11/09/2016 17:10 - United States - La Grange

Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML

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Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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Acting is hard work

By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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Honky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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MercyFrag 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:08

How very Canadian of you...

Jasim 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:00

Doesn't matter had sex.

Comments

Jasim 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:00

Doesn't matter had sex.

blueblu97 16

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:02

Sorry for what?

ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:04

I believe for arriving first.

Kyle1dc 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:31

guys, anyone else think this is kinda like makeup sex?

hamrtym 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 23:32

My thoughts exactly. She should've moaned thank you or better yet you're welcome before sorry.

FemskyD 26

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:05

I guess theres worse things you could have yelled xD

howard007 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:04

Pussy whipped

MercyFrag 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:08

How very Canadian of you...

bahamit 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:33

Yet would only happen in 'murica

cheeeksss 29

Friday 16 January 2015 15:59

This made me laugh because my boyfriend is Canadian and he is the most aggressive partner I've ever had.

Sunflower1919 19

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:10

I hope there's a follow up to this one so we can find out if the apology was accepted..

russiancat464 12

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:11

meow *whip lash*

nataliewby 25

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:18

But were you actually sorry?

FunnnyGirrl 19

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:20

Reminds me of Mr. Darcy...

FunnnyGirrl 19

Friday 16 January 2015 11:51

Guess there's no Bridget Jones fans here!

Dreamsorrow93 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:38

DINKLEBERG!

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:42

Forced meme is irrelevant.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Thursday 15 January 2015 13:12

Someone only lasting a few seconds?

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Today, an absolute cretin of a lorry driver ran into the back of me as I was slowing down for an orange light about to go red. My car is totalled and he had the nerve to tell the police I had brake checked him on purpose, probably for an insurance scam, and that it was all my fault. FML

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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML

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Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML

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Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

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Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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