Apologetic

By mpsteve137 - 30/06/2012 06:21 - United States - Acworth

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Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
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moviegirl6 5

You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.

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newbiehere99 6

Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...

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moviegirl6 5

You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.

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zachherbert 10

Doesn't matter had s..... *sneaker thrown at face, stopping me from continuing*

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zachherbert 10

Doesn't matter, had s.... *sneaker smashes into face, stopping me from continuing this stupid Meme*

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MindFreakazoid 10

My shoe!! Ah. Well. At least it stopped that meme. Good job, shoe!

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rallets 22

well now that he threw his pair of shoes: doesnt matter, had sex. come at me.

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madcappd 4

10 - Who throws a shoe? Honestly...

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Devyn44 1

You made my entire life. Sole reason I made an account.

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rekege 18

Try to think of what you're apologizing for, and when you're about to say "Sorry", ask her if it feels good/what doesn't. Knowing what turns her on will boost your ego as well as hers. Everybody deserves great sex, so work on it together. Good luck! :)

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ThisBiatchFMLs 5

im trying to think of what thats from haha

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TriflingAllDay 6

Wait.. Wait.. Wait. Does everyone deserve great sex? Are you sure..

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zachherbert 10

I'm confused. Are you asking a question?

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IsAbElLiCiA20 6

E - Is even more than anyone that you adore!

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TriflingAllDay 6

What the ****.

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dxdd123 1

77 - Not you. You have 8 e's and no E in the beginning.

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PenguinSwag47 0

77 - You just made my day.

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Devyn44 1

You made my entire life. Sole reason I made an account.

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manyourlifesucks 0

Lololol making an account just for a big laugh... Lol thats fml. Awesome

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jackassiddy 8

Sorry for giving you all those orgasms! ... is what you probably aren't saying.

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zachherbert 10

Sorry my penis is to big....is what he wishes he was saying.

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sarahlouise0506 10

Are you going to comment on every single comment possible? You done this on the last FML too!

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zachherbert 10

Is there a problem with that? Each and every one of my comments has been about the FML or the comment, and I try to be semi funny. I see nothing wrong in this.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Ignore them zach. Most people on this site have their share of haters...you can tell that's exactly what they are when they use the following: -You try too hard -Stop commenting -You're desperate -Does getting thumbed up really mean that much to you? ...etc. Just keep doing your thing, and don't be bothered by them.

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maz255 10

Yeah dont worry Zach, theyre big bootied bitches..

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spazz666 18

#68, I'm confused. Since when is being a big booty bitch a bad thing? (I'm just saying, the wording is very awkward for an insult.)

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maz255 10

Who said it was an insult?......;}

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l23VIVE 17

Man you are so right, and I feel sorry that any time you defend someone you automatically are kissing their ass... I know you aren't and that is what matters!!!

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newbiehere99 6

Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...

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zachherbert 10

Sorry I got you pregnant and your dad beat me to a pulp....

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baubabe05 3

Hahaha you got that from a FML about dropping a girl on the coffee table a couple days ago! Loll

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Llamacod 11

no, I beloved he is talking about the fml where the guy gets thrown against the wall and sucker punched into oblivion by a 200 pound ex marine turned body builder for getting the daughter pregnant.

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QQmore_fml 18

#97 sounds like a movie starring The Rock.

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bertman21 5

Sorry for throwing you on the bed and falling right through

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Wicked361 8

Sorryception!!!!!! Sorry for saying sorry... Sorry for saying sorry to that other sorry!!!!

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fordman22 0

Sorry about your penis size? Sorry about not gettin her off? Whats to be sorry about durin sex? Coitus!

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