ACAB, Bikes, Cops and Miscellaneous: Arrest them!

Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

Are you sure its your bike? You do know that bikes are mass produced. If you're absolutely sure its yours then take it anyway, lol. Break the lock and run [or bike]!

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

I once had something stolen from me, I caught the guy and made him eat my poo and then made him eat his poo with my poo in it

Comments

strangelitlekid 3

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:14

Well shit. This makes me worried. I park my bike outside a Starbucks when I'm at work. Good thing my bike is registered. And I had the reciept untill I washed it along with my wallet. Ha...

kellyma 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:27

how do you know it's your bike? and don't leave it were you can't see it or have it unprotected!

kristledaigle 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:37

how you know for sure it was yours? they make more than one bike like yours. you should've put one if those license plates that they make for bikes.

SserPrun95 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:32

There is a special spot in Hell reserved for bike thieves.

herrerwl 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:34

Don't you have your bike registered and licensed with the city?

Puddlenymph 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:48

If theres was a cop across the street you made the right call not stealing it back. Can you imagine? "I promise officer, it IS my bike. HES the one who stole it!" Hehehe

jjames7543 13

Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:49

Well, if you want the bike that bad without the cops catching you, secretly follow them to their house... ...but that would be creepy if you did that.

bobsonanna 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:05

CREEPY??? He should take a baseball bat with him and make a bike out of the punkass who took it. Jeez, creepy.. It'd be creepy if he followed him and masturbated in the bushes.

jjames7543 13

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:15

I feel sorry for whoever crosses you the wrong way O.o

Daddymo 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:00

You should have added your own lock and came back for it with a hacksaw.

pinkspaceboundro 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:13

actually- if you reported your bike stolen- an then found your bike- I would have just asked the cop- maybe there was some kind of marking on it to prove it was yours? then he would have had to show proof that it was his.

geeksaresexy 18

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:28

Generally the only way to prove something is yours is to register the serial numbers somewhere and/ or keep the receipts. If OP didn't do that he can't prove the bike is his. If neither person can prove ownership of the bike, the bike stays with the thief. Even if you report the theft with an amazingly accurate description you won't get your bike back without proof it's yours.