Arrested

By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML
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Lalala579121 27

There ain't no party like a search party.

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jcash52426 5

Maybe he's freaking out that is baby is all grown up and that was how he reacted to it

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lusanna 19

Oh hey we have the same birthday, happy birthday and you're not the only one with a shitty birthday, I feel you bro

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shikushiku39 11

Thank you! And, happy birthday to you, too, bro!

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bickdig69 8

I got drunk and started waving my schlong at traffic got arrested asked why something about public indecency what ever that is

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jcash52426 5

Maybe you dad has Health problem that he did it tell you about. I don't think any dad ( unless there a complete asshole) would do something like this on purpose. Sit down talk with him and figure out what he needs to get better.

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jcash52426 5

Maybe he didn't want to send you a dirty dirty pic of himself to you. Dirty dirty meaning he wasn't clean or up to par with his cleanliness and after he poops then he can do that and sext is wife.

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jcash52426 5

Oops thought I was posting to a different FML.

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J352SAURUS 30

How in the hell have you not been downvoted?

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jcash52426 5

Maybe because I said that I made a mistake.

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shikushiku39 11

I'm sorry to hear that. :( Hope this year's birthday was/is much better than that one! :)

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keke010 7

Yesterday was my birthday too lol so happy belated birthday, birthday twin!!!!

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mary_13 26

Man that is terrible what an asshole, I hope your birthday was not all bad and you were at least able to have some fun somehow. :)

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Kihdd 8

could be worse. the last words my dad said to me before he got arrested was "I'll be right back, son."

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rockon327 2

It was my birthday too!!!

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