By BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
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kyu_Q 19

when you have to go, you have to go

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PackardBell_fml 19

Try waiting until a better time when he isn't in bed. He may have not been in the mood at the time.

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kyu_Q 19

when you have to go, you have to go

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PackardBell_fml 19

Try waiting until a better time when he isn't in bed. He may have not been in the mood at the time.

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littleflowertje 13

U kidding me? It sounded like he was in the mood to me. Huh.

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SubparAtBest 23

well, to me it seemed like he was more in the mood to take a shit, but hey if that's what you like more power too ya.

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Lalala579121 27

5 - It sounded like he was in the mood earlier when he brought it up. But OP said she tried it "later".

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RememberSchlitz 9

Things change over time. But no worries: this, too, shall pass.

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Eldslibo 20

Maybe that kind of answers is why you stopped sexting each other in the first place? Or maybe it just wasn't the right time.

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Rabite 28

Sexting when you are living together and both are home seems like a bad idea. I think not being in the next room is one of the main points of sexting. Plus your husband could sext while being on the toilet which he probably did lots of times when you were dating ;)

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doemetoch 28

And there I was, thinking that if you get to the point in a relationship where you decide to get married, you're automatically at the point where you're comfortable pooping in front of each other.

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Rabite 28

Yeah, but not if you are taking a nice, good-smelling bath D:

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mnshdw818 3

I've been married for 15 years and my husband and I have no desire to share bathroom time. Just because you're married or together for a long period doesn't automatically mean boundaries are magically erased.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

Some couples don't mind going to the bathroom in front of their partner, some do mind. To each their own.

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CountZiggenpuss 7

Sounds like you guys are an extremely normal married couple to me...

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BigDave469 15

This sounds like me and my wife all the time, except she is the one that has to "go"

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lilithfury 23

Since you were in the bath, and he was alone and relaxing in bed, he probably took that time to fap, and wasn't horny anymore when you decided to sext. By then he was sleepy, and thinking of other needs.....like pooping.

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